Is it really Thursday if you’re not making questionable life choices? Toxic Thursdays is where bad decisions meet great comedy.

Dante Chang, known for his brutally honest humor, leads a wild lineup. Sean Dolan delivers clever chaos, while Precious Hall drops fearless truth bombs that hit home. Maya Spielman brings edgy hilarity, Rishi Arya blends sharp insights with unexpected twists, and Alex McCale rounds out the night with his offbeat charm.

Expect hot takes, raw laughs, and zero apologies. If you’re easily offended, this probably isn’t your night—but if you’re not, grab your tickets fast. Thursdays have never looked so toxic (or so much fun).